You guessed it! After successfully completing parts one, deux, and tres of the Motorcycle Safety Quiz, you are finally ready for the last section – and then you can be spared any more lame jokes brag to your friends about how smart and safe you are. These five questions are taken straight from a motorcycle driving written exam. Good luck!
1. Seventy percent of all motorcycle accidents occur at:
- intersections
- high noon on a Tuesday
- the DMV when newbies are taking their driving tests
- Lucky’s Biker Bar
2. Passengers on motorcycles should:
- sit as far forward as possible without crowding the driver
- ride with their feet scraping the ground
- change the radio whenever they want
- shut the heck up, because you know where you’re going and don’t need to stop and ask for #$%&#* directions!
3. Eye protection:
- should give a clear view to either side
- should either be lime green, bright orange, or hot pink in color
- is not needed if you’re driving with your eyes closed
- is for sissies
4. You should operate the engine cut-off switch and pull in the clutch when:
- the throttle is stuck and you can’t free it
- you are sending a text while simultaneously trying to light a cigarette
- you are popping a wheelie on the Strip
- you are driving off a cliff
5. A primary cause of single-vehicle motorcycle accidents is when motorcyclists:
- run wide in a curve or turn and collide with the roadway or a fixed object
- ride up the side of a building and collide with a protruding balcony
- drive through a grocery aisle and collide with a shopping cart in the frozen foods section
- make fun of Big Spike’s girlfriend at Lucky’s Biker Bar